What did we do last night that was yellow?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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