whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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