Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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