I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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