East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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