Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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