Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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