he wants to bone in the snuggie
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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