apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
smell my finger.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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