And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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