thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Enjoy the penises
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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