I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
