we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just pee around me
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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