There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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