when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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