ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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