Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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