IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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