yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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