just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
