it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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