I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
