i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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