you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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