hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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