Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Randomize
