okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
pop tarts are not kleenex
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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