I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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