And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
