Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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