haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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