Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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