Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Randomize
