At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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