exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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