The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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