sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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