Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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