were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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