he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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