I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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