no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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