Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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