If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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