its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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