I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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