He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
How's work?
Spinning.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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