A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
look no pants
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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