Ambien. No doubt about it.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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