Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize