I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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