that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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