So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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