pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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