She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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